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Brad Paisley

  • Genre: Country
  • Release Date: 2007-07-02
  • Explicitness: notExplicit
  • Country: USA
  • Video Length: 5:51

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I work down at The Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I’m five foot three and overweight
I’m a sci: fi fanatic mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there’s a whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

‘Cause online I’m out in Hollywood
I’m six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I’m a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell ‘em I don’t want nothing serious
‘Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
I’m so much cooler online

I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
I’ve ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade •• But online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein I’ve been in GQ
I’m single and I’m rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell ‘em I don’t want nothing serious
‘Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time • I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

When you’ve got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
and lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in

Online I’m out in Hollywood
I’m six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online



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08 July 2021
Thursday 07:30 PM
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Daily's Place - Jacksonville, FL 32202
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09 July 2021
Friday 07:30 PM
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MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre - Tampa, FL 33610
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Saturday 07:30 PM
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iTHINK Financial Amphitheatre - West Palm Beach, FL 33411
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17 July 2021
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Grand Casino Hinckley Event Center - Hinckley, MN 55037
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Friday 07:30 PM
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31 July 2021
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Ruoff Home Mortgage Music Center - Noblesville, IN 46060
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09 August 2021
Monday 07:30 PM
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Tom Benson Hall of Fame Stadium - Canton, OH 44708
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14 August 2021
Saturday 07:30 PM
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Dos Equis Pavilion - Dallas, TX 75210
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15 August 2021
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The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion - The Woodlands, TX 77380
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21 August 2021
Saturday 08:00 PM
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Allen County Fair Lima - Lima, OH 45804
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22 August 2021
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The ICON Festival Stage at Smale Park - Cincinnati, OH 45202
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27 August 2021
Friday 07:30 PM
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Coastal Credit Union Music Park at Walnut Creek - Raleigh, NC 27610
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28 August 2021
Saturday 07:30 PM
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PNC Music Pavilion - Charlotte, NC 28262
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Veterans United Home Loans Amphitheater - Virginia Beach, VA 23456
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Friday 07:30 PM
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Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre - Tinley Park, IL 60477
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11 September 2021
Saturday 07:30 PM
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DTE Energy Music Theatre - Clarkston, MI 48348
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Meadow Event Park - Doswell, VA 23047
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